their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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