he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
