Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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