He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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