ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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