Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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