Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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