Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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