The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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