Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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