wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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