i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
