You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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