porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
