David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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