He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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