I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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