What did we do last night that was yellow?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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