Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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