My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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