i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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