Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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