Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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