I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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