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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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