i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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