If that was your dad, he is hot
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You're like the curious george of whores
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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