My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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