It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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