We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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