Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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