My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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