Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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