Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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