so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
This is the high leading the old right now
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
