the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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