i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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