How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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