new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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