I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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