I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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