Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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