So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
