i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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