was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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