i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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