the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I wish you could order shots online.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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