So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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