uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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