Define "chronic" masturbator.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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