I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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