Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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