I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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