sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I have post one night stand depression
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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