Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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