Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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