Don't you send me to vm
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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