It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I smell like Dick and happiness
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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